Farewell to 2018 then, a year when I achieved very little and did almost no writing - but, I did manage to sneak something in under the wire.
I mean, I write all the time of course, and you could even call it professional writing. In my day-to-day job I am constantly writing cues and scripts for broadcast on the BBC, as well as associated online tie-ins. The most substantial bit of tie-in writing I did this year was once again doing the programmes for our Treasure Quest Live stage shows at the Norwich Playhouse in November.
Thanks mostly I think to the very talented Andrew-Mark Thompson doing those spoof annual covers for us we raised over £1500 in donations for the programmes alone, towards £5807 in total from the shows for Children in Need, which was rather nice. As usual I curated and designed the interiors, wrote most of the content and chivied along the contributions from the others!
Fiction-wise, however, I had an almost completely blank year... Until it came to Christmas Day.
I went out for a walk early that afternoon, around near my parents' house in Clapham in West Sussex, where I grew up. Instead of walking around Clapham, though, this time I wandered around the neighbouring village of Patching, and when I was passing Patching Pond I noticed how the sky was reflecting onto the water, so took a few photos:
When I posted these on social media, I mentioned that "The Sky in the Water" would be a good title for a story. One of my followers on Twitter, Lesley Harper, suggested it could be an Alice Flack story, so I decided to give it a go. I decided to write a short one that very afternoon, and not only that I randomly decided to record myself doing a reading of it, too:
https://soundcloud.com/paul-hayes-882952482/the-sky-in-the-water
It's probably not great, but neither is it awful. Certainly not bad for something started at 5pm, and all written, recorded and put online just after 9pm that same evening.
It made me want to go back and do some more Alice next year, anyway. I do have several stories in mind for her, but I find it so difficult to get down to writing anything these days. I need more discipline! I also have an idea for a novel I'd like to write in 2019, one that's been brewing for a while, but we shall see...
Happy New Year to you all, anyway!
Monday, 31 December 2018
Saturday, 26 May 2018
Treasure Quest Top Ten
I wrote earlier this year about the tenth anniversary of Treasure Quest, the Sunday morning show
I produce on BBC Radio Norfolk, and its importance in my life and career. This
weekend, the programme marks what is I suppose the second part of that
anniversary – at Easter we were celebrating ten years since the pilot, whereas now
it’s ten years since the start of the regular run, which began on the 25th of May 2008 and has continued ever since!
Although I had studio-produced the second pilot on the
early May Bank Holiday of 2008, I hadn’t set that one up, whereas for the
regular run I did do that. So this weekend not only marks the anniversary of
the show’s weekly run, it also marks ten years since I became its full-blown
producer.
So while I’m not entirely sure whether or not anyone
might be interested in reading this, to mark the occasion I thought I’d sit
down and compile a list of ten of my favourite Treasure Quests from the past ten years. I’ve ordered them
chronologically so as to avoid having a ‘winner’ and thus causing any offence
to anyone who’s been a part of the team down the years. It’s been very
difficult to narrow it down to just these ten – but not only is that the
appropriate number for the anniversary, I also thought it was probably pretty
much the maximum limit of what anyone would want to wade through!
Anyway, here we go, for those of you who are interested… And
to start with, we’re going way back, almost to the very start of the regular
run…
1 – Sunday 8th
June 2008
Clue hunter: Lucy Clark Studio presenter: Graham
Barnard
Only the third show of the regular run, and with an
unusual all-stand-in team – even the radio car driver, Keith Greentree on this
occasion, was a substitute. Lucy was a journalist on the news desk at the time
and our regular stand-in for Becky Betts in the early days, and Graham has been
a deputy at the studio end of things (and latterly sometimes as radio car
driver) throughout the entire run. He eventually got his just reward for being
called in, sometimes at the very last minute, to stand in for others when he
got the chance to helm the Easter two-parter in 2017, an excellent special
which came within a gnat’s whisker of earning a place on this list.
Despite its unusual nature, however, this episode earns a
place on the list because it was the first one where I really felt as if I knew
what I was doing. Although I was still working very much in consultation with
our then assistant editor Martyn Weston, who had brought the show to the
station, it had become clear now that the onus was on me to plan the route each
week, set up the locations, find the clue-holders and write the clues.
The first episode of the run had gone okay, probably
because I had the most time to set it up. The second had seen a bit of a
disaster when some of the clues hadn’t arrived in time, after which I put in
place my rule that I always get everything set up and ready by the Thursday
before the show at the very latest. (Except for when I don’t – but these days,
having so much experience of putting the show together and knowing there are so
many fans I can thankfully call upon to help us out, having the odd last-minute
hole in the show that needs plugging on a Friday or even a Saturday isn’t the
catastrophe it would have seemed to me back then!)
This one was all set-up and sorted and ready to go before
the weekend, and like all the best episodes it had the odd task or challenge
along the way, rather than the clue envelopes all just sitting around waiting
to be found – some of them had to be earned. This led to perhaps the first
really great Treasure Quest moment,
with poor old Lucy expressing her displeasure at having to fish one out from a
box of maggots at a bait shop! I also remember how pleased I was when she said,
with meaning, “I’m not happy with you
Paul Hayes!”, as I hadn’t been at the station for all that long at this
stage, but being singled out by name by Lucy like that made me feel like a part
of the team.
The distances between locations weren’t too long so the
show didn’t start to lag, but they were also far enough apart for a decent
spacing and a close finish – and Becky Betts even popped up with the treasure
envelope at the event she was running in Eaton Park. I really remember thinking
after this that I’d done a good job, and I think Graham was very complimentary
about it too. Producing Treasure Quest
is a fairly limited skillset that doesn’t really qualify you to do anything
else, particularly – but this was at least the point at which I realised I
might be quite good at it.
Clue hunter: Becky Betts Studio presenter: David Clayton
One from the classic David and Becky line-up which dominated
the first five years of the show, and really made the programme what it is. The
reason I have picked this episode in particular is because of what it meant at
the time – perhaps the first point at which we realised just what an impact the
programme was having, and what it meant to people.
The preceding week, a listener called Cathy Pye had
emailed in to suggest that as it was Children in Need time, people could send
in cheques of donations to the charity in the name of Treasure Quest, and we could make the total figure raised by the
programme the treasure at the end of the next week’s show.
This us as being a good idea, although Becky expressed
concern on-air about whether we would raise enough for it not to seem
embarrassing. She needn’t have worried. Before the programme had even ended, a
man had actually come to the station in person to hand in the first cheque, and
they came flooding in through the week.
But it wasn’t just the donations. Many of them came with
letters or card, saying how much they enjoyed the programme and how much they
loved listening to Becky and to David. It felt quite special, and really rather
moving. I did my best to make the show live up to the build-up, and it did have
some nice stuff in it – most notably Becky having to go karting to earn a clue
– and there’s no doubting that the big moment was when Becky opened the
envelope and found out how much we’d raised at the end.
It was £3985, in just a single week, from the listeners
of one programme on one local radio station. Of course, as soon as we read that
out, we had calls from people wanting to pledge the extra £15 to make it up to
a nice round four thousand pounds. Becky, of course, burst into tears, so moved
was she by everyone’s generosity – but this would only be the beginning of our
Children in Need efforts on the show down the years.
Clue hunter: Becky Betts Studio presenter: David Clayton
There is no denying the fact that Treasure Quest owes a debt to Channel 4’s Treasure Hunt TV programme of the 1980s. We may be live, on the
radio and using a car rather than recorded, on the TV and using a helicopter,
but it’s hard to deny that if that show hadn’t happened, neither would ours. We
even used to use their theme tune, for goodness sake.
So there was always a sort of kinship that we felt
between that show and ours. In September 2009, we’d even managed to get one of
its co-presenters, Wincey Willis, to stand-in as the clue-hunter for us one
week, to everyone’s great excitement. I can’t recall, at this distance, whether
we’d already been wondering, but certainly after that we increasingly began
asking ourselves and each other whether we could perhaps get the ‘Sky Runner’
herself, Anneka Rice, to make an appearance.
It was Martyn who knew that she sometimes spent time with
friends on the North Norfolk coast, so it might not be entirely unrealistic to
get her. But we never really did anything about it until I decided to take the
bull by the horns, found out who her agents were and emailed them explaining
about the show and asking whether she might like to make an appearance.
The answer came back – yes, she might.
At this point I panicked a bit and handed the negotiation
over to a grown-up, Martyn. We heard nothing for a little while, but suddenly
in early February, Martyn excitedly came up to me one day and said that Anneka
was going to be in the county this coming weekend, and would be happy to take
part.
We arranged for a taxi to take her into Norwich for the
final hour of the show, although we had a bit of a panic about whether or not
it had been properly booked on the morning, so sent Graham Barnard – who was
weekend editor at the time – to go and fetch her, as he had been designated as
our Anneka-minder.
We had her waiting with the final clue at Norwich Castle,
and it was a programme where timing was everything. I couldn’t let them head to
the castle too early, as I didn’t want Becky getting there before she did, so
it meant I had to hold back some calls at the clue four location until I was
sure everything was okay.
I can still remember turning to AJ, who was my assistant
on the show at the time, and telling her to start putting the callers with the
right answer though as if I were bloody Russell Crowe commanding his men to
“unleash hell” in Gladiator. I
remember the song David was playing before Becky got to the castle, George
McCrae’s Rock Your Baby, a song I
shall forever associate with the moment David faded it away, just as Becky
reached he castle… and started screaming!
The “Anneka
flippin’ Rice” moment instantly became one of our most famous. Anneka was
good fun, seemed to enjoy herself, and even though it ended up being a failure
as they didn’t get to the treasure in time, it didn’t matter. It felt like a
big moment, following on from the previous week where we’d sprung a surprise
and swapped David and Becky for the first time – leaving me thinking, well,
what more can we do with this show now? Surely we’ve had all the big moments we
can possibly have…?
Clue hunter: Becky Betts Studio presenter: David Clayton
This was not the first two-parter that we did – we’d
begun that tradition at Easter 2009. Right from the start I’d known that the
two-parters really had to justify their size. They couldn’t just be
run-of-the-mill programmes, they had to have extra big and special moments in
them – so, for example, in that first one we’d had such things as a clue being
hidden in the Monday’s edition of the Eastern
Daily Press, and Becky being abandoned by the radio car and having to catch
a train back into Norwich.
For 2010, Martyn and I had something much more than a
mere train journey in mind. The previous year, we’d been contacted by a local
firm called Sterling Helicopters. They’d offered to take Becky up in a
helicopter one Sunday, and we eventually managed to arrange the little jaunt
for a show in October 2009. Despite Becky’s much-expressed fear of flying, she
ended up rather enjoying that flight, which was just a quick trip up from
Norwich Airport, a little circle around and then back down again.
Martyn and I reasoned that as Becky had enjoyed that one,
how about for the special we send her on an actual journey?
Sterling wouldn’t let us have another trip for free,
reasonably enough, so we actually had to pay them for this one, but Martyn felt
it would be worth it. All was arranged – for the finale of the two-parter,
Becky would have to fly from the airport to Dunston Hall, where Martyn would be
waiting with a special cake to celebrate the fact that this two-parter was, by
a pleasing coincidence, the 100th quest. Engineer Steve Parks was
tasked with making sure we could broadcast from the helicopter, from which we
ended up getting a better signal than we do on some radio car journeys.
There were a lot of good things in this two-parter. The
overnight clue wasn’t up to much, admittedly, but we had all sorts of nice bits
and pieces – including Becky being locked in a cell by the army, having to try
her hand at rugby, being on the cover of a custom-made Radio Times mocked up for us by the magazine themselves, and having
to get on a bus and meet a comedy Norfolk character we’d planted there.
It’s fair to say, however, that the bit everyone would
remember was the end, when Becky was confronted with the helicopter flight.
Looking back, I have mixed feelings about it. Although we did make it clear to
her and the listeners on-air that she absolutely didn’t have to do it if she
didn’t want to, I think we did put her in an incredibly unfair position, as I
know she would have felt awful to have said she didn’t want to do it.
It became evident very rapidly, however, that she really
wasn’t enjoying it – but on the other hand, her histrionics were making for
hugely entertaining radio. We had emails afterwards from some listeners
criticising us for putting her in that position, and others saying she was a
professional and ought to have pulled herself together. It divided our
colleagues, too – Martyn later tod me that our news editor at the time was very
unhappy with him for us putting Becky in that position.
It made an impact, though. Radio Norfolk old boy Greg
James even played a clip of it on his Radio 1 show, bringing it to national
attention. I’d like to say I’d be more responsible about putting a presenter in
that position these days, but I think having spoken to Becky about it since
she’s glad she did it and holds no grudges over it. Not that she’d particularly
fancy it again, I suspect!
Clue hunter: Becky Betts Studio presenter: David Clayton
I said in my piece about Treasure Quest back in March that one of the things I feel I’ve
brought to the show is helping to foster that family or team feel that it has
on-air. I like to think that one of the ways in which I’ve done this is by ensuring
that we make a proper fuss of people when they leave.
Of course, when Becky was leaving after five years of
clue-hunting, any fool producing the programme would have known that it had to
be marked. I put a lot of effort into setting up interesting or sentimental locations
and various challenges for Becky, only to then find myself on the Saturday
night before the show arguing that she shouldn’t be doing it. She really wasn’t
very well, and David Clayton and I were discussing what we could do. It ended
up being one of the very few arguments we ever had about the programme. Being a
slightly older and wiser producer by this stage, I argued we had a duty of care
not to let her do it. He spoke to her and to her family, and I eventually
agreed with him it would be all right as long as we let her opt-out of any
tasks of challenges she didn’t feel up to, and let the radio car driver do them
for her.
In the end, she was much better by the Sunday morning and
was able to do almost everything across the whole two-parter – even having a go at driving a steam locomotive!
There were moments on the Monday which didn’t work well –
David rather ruining my April Fool’s trick of trying to convince Becky she had
to go up in a plane, and not having good signal at a flashmob moment I’d
arranged in Cromer. But the ending was perfect. I’d intercepted most of the
listener cards which had been sent in for Becky – hundreds of them – and arranged
for them to be hidden as buried treasure in Overstrand. After all this time,
finally having a buried treasure with an ‘X’ marking the spot!
It was a nice close finish, but Becky got there within
the time limit, and there were tears as she bid goodbye. It was the end of an
era for the programme, but I am glad we were able to mark it properly and give Becky
the send-off that she deserved.
Clue hunter: Sophie Little Studio presenter: David Clayton
After taking a year off in 2014 and returning on the May
Bank Holiday in 2015, the two-parter went back to its traditional Easter slot
in 2016. By this time, Sophie Little had become the regular clue-hunter, and I
was able to put her through her paces with cycling, archery, an assault course
and artificial caving… but the real reason this one makes the list is because
of the overnight clue, which I think remains the best one I’ve done yet.
We’d had a clue printed in the Eastern Daily Press back in 2009, and for 2016 I had the idea that
we could step this up a little. During the 2017 two-parter Graham Barnard made
the extremely flattering comparison that I felt about the Easter specials in
the same way that Morecambe and Wise felt about their Christmas shows – worried
that they might not live up to the public’s expectations, and always wanting to
make them as special as possible.
It’s utterly ludicrous to even mention me in the same
sentence as them, of course, but he was right in that I do always try to make
them different and special and have some stand-out moments. Particularly when
it comes to the overnight clues. I really want to challenge people, to make
them think and most of all to try and do something clever.
I like to think that I achieved all of those things with
the 2016 overnight clue. Rather than just one newspaper, I managed to get four
different editors to kindly agree to print a line each, from the four corners
of the county – the North Norfolk News,
the Yarmouth Mecury, the Lynn News and the Diss Express. As it was very unlikely any one listener would be
able to get their hands on copies of all four of these papers, solving the clue
would rely more than ever on listener teamwork, and would genuinely require
listeners from all across the county to work together.
It worked brilliantly – a difficult clue that the listeners
were nonetheless able to work through and solve without being given any extra
help. In the end they didn’t finally crack all of it until early on the Monday
morning, after a huge amount of discussion, debate and analysis on the show’s
Facebook page. David and Sophie seemed suitably impressed when the solution was
explained to them, and this was probably the two-parter after which I received
the most kind comments from the listeners. The only problem has been trying to better
that in the years since!
Clue hunter: Sophie Little / David Clayton Studio presenter: David Clayton /
Sophie Little
Three years on from Becky’s departure, now it was time to
wave farewell to another member of the team.
When it comes to special quests such as two-parters and
departure episodes, in recent years I don’t think I’ve been as good at doing
them as I might have done. I think I’ve become over-confident – thinking I can
squeeze more into the shows than is really possible, and not allowing enough room
for error. This was why the tenth anniversary two-parter at Easter this year
was such a disaster, and why I was so annoyed with myself for it. I knew, rationally,
from all my years of experience doing the show that it wouldn’t all fit in, but
I convinced myself we could get away with it. It was as if I’d learned nothing
in all those ten years.
Or perhaps I’d just been influenced by how lucky we’d
been before – particularly with this episode. Ten clues in a standard
three-hour show, all at places which meant something to David’s life and
career; a presenter swap-over in the middle as Sophie took over in the studio
and David went out in the car, and a gathering of all the regular clue-hunters
from down the years to present David with the treasure at the end.
And it worked. Not only did it work, but it ended up
being timed pretty much to perfection, as David reached the classic car full of
clue-hunters with seconds to spare. Indeed, the only thing which really went
wrong was me forgetting to give Sophie the treasure to take outside with her
when she joined the others – I had to send phone answerer Anna Morton running down
with it, and thanks to her fleet-footedness it didn’t come across on-air, and
you only really notice when you see the video.
I think we did David proud. I hadn’t realised how tense I
was about the whole thing until I collapsed into my chair afterwards during Extra Time, which itself became a bit of
a party atmosphere, a gathering of friends, family and colleagues paying tribute
to David.
Clue hunter: Anna Morton Studio presenter: David Whiteley
One of the nice things we’ve always been able to do on Treasure Quest down the years is not
just make the phone answerers part of the on-air team and part of the family of
the show, but bring them through to hopefully help develop their careers, or
just give them something fun to do, by standing in either for me or the
clue-hunter or maybe even the studio presenter.
It’s always great when one of them gets the chance to go
out there and hunt the clues for the first time, and in December 2016, after
she’d been with us on the show for about 18 months, Anna Morton finally got the
chance to go out clue-hunting.
She was a natural, and very funny, and as it was the last
quest before Christmas I made sure it had a nice festive end with us all
together back at the studio! I had been keen to have a show on the Christmas
Day, and had started to come up with vague, distant ideas of how we could do
it, but nobody else was keen so this became our final live quest of the year.
I have always tried to give the last quest before
Christmas a suitably seasonal feel, but the end of this one was probably the
furthest I had ever gone with that to this point, with some Christmassy tasks
and presents for the team. This I suppose leads to the only sour note about
this particular show, as it went so well that it encouraged me to go all-out the
following year, when Christmas Eve fell on a Sunday. I fell once again into the
trap of trying to stuff too much into it, and although I had set up a lot of
nice things I didn’t studio produce the programme particularly well, and in the
end got so angry about it collapsing around my ears that at one point when I
was giving the cupboard under the printer a good kicking, Anna Perrott who was
assisting me that day had to very sternly tell me to calm down and get a hold
of myself.
Clue hunter: Sophie Little Studio presenter: David Whiteley
The Sunday prior to that Christmas Eve disaster in 2017
saw us mark our 500th quest, a show which went rather better,
although sadly it didn’t end quite how I had hoped as they didn’t make it to
the treasure in time.
This show too had almost fallen into disaster when it
turned out that despite my having sent everything out early to try and avoid
any complications with the Christmas post, the treasure and one of the clues
hadn’t arrived in time. Mercifully the treasure was with Anna’s husband Will, who
kindly came to pick up a replacement from me on the Sunday morning, but the
other one which had gone awry was a complicated clue involving an audio recording
hidden in a Proclaimers CD case.
I discovered these things while I was on a train back to
Norwich on the Saturday morning, travelling back up from seeing my parents down
in Sussex and taking them their Christmas presents. Which was why, rather than
taking the Circle Line straight round from Victoria to Liverpool Street to get
back up to Norwich, I found myself taking a detour to Oxford Street to head to
HMV on what must surely have been one of the busiest shopping days of the year
to try and find a replacement Proclaimer CD. “The things I do for this bloody programme…” was a thought I expressed
to myself more than once as I squeezed my way through the crowds.
Nonetheless, I got it all done, got back up to Norwich,
went to the BBC instead of home, prepared a replacement audio clue and then got
a taxi to courier it up to the clue-holders. It was a pain in the pocket as much
as anything else, but it was more than worth doing as that moment ended up
working brilliantly the following day.
But it wasn’t just that. It was a nice show overall, with
interesting places and some fans holding the clues and a few surprises along
the way. Yes, a win would have made it perfect, but this probably ended up
being a better anniversary special than the actual tenth anniversary special a
few months later did.
Clue hunter: Anna Perrott Studio presenter: David Whiteley
There’s an old theatrical saying that you’re only as good
as your last show. If that applies to radio as well, then as I write this I’d
be very happy to be judged by last Sunday’s Treasure
Quest.
I have to confess that I hadn’t been having a
particularly enjoyable time producing the programme of late. At the heart of it
all were technical troubles with the radio car, which had made many of our
recent programmes incredibly difficult. Added to the disaster of the Easter
special two-parter, which in addition to all the radio car problems I’d simply
abandoned my instincts and tried to stuff too much into, and the whole
experience of the show had become rather joyless for me. I was still doing a
decent job of work, I think, and getting the programmes made, but I wasn’t
having fun anymore. It was getting to the point where having previously always
looked forward to 9 o’clock on a Sunday morning I was now almost dreading it,
and I was going home feeling pretty miserable afterwards.
It was partly the feeling that I was spending all the
same time and effort setting up locations and writing clues for shows which
just weren’t coming across well, because of the aforementioned technical
troubles. I had even seriously begun to wonder about whether I actually wanted to
work on the programme any more – perhaps I was simply burned-out with it, and
it would be better for someone fresher with new ideas to take over.
Last Sunday, however, the clouds cleared – both
figuratively and literally, through the course of the morning. The radio car,
for the first time in a long time, behaved perfectly. It was a bright, happy
show with interesting locations, decent clues, good people to talk to at each
place, and the odd task or challenge for the clue-hunter to undertake along the
way. It was even a close, exciting finish, too – it would have been better had
it been a win, of course, especially as they rather snatched defeat from the
jaws of victory, but I have often said in the past that it doesn’t matter if
it’s a minute’s win or a minute’s loss, as long as it’s close, as this was.
David and Anna were great, and the whole thing zipped
along happily. For the first time in ages, it was a show I was proud of. So
yes, I think I’d be happy for us to be judged by the standards of this most
recent programme, as I write this – I only hope I haven’t put a jinx on things
for this weekend’s two-parter!
Saturday, 24 March 2018
Ten years of Treasure Quest
Treasure Quest and my career at the BBC very much go hand-in-hand. I was still ten days away from becoming a full-time employee of the organisation when the show’s pilot was broadcast on Good Friday in 2008. I knew I was going to be joining full-time, and had done since early in the month when I’d been offered the job, but at that point I was still in the dying days of working for the county council for a living, while going in to the BBC when I could at weekends and to cover other shifts, and as an action desk volunteer.
I didn’t work on the Treasure Quest pilot, but I was there on that day. I don’t remember exactly when I first heard of us doing the idea, but I do remember how I heard of it. I have a very clear memory of checking the Radio Norfolk rotas – it must have been sometime earlier that month – and seeing the name of the programme, and that it was Becky and David doing it, on there for Good Friday. It’s some demonstration of the strength of it I suppose that I remember even just seeing the name there knowing pretty much what the format would be, and I did think it sounded interesting.
On that first Good Friday show, I was working on two of the programmes later in the day, a Bank Holiday special with local concert promoter Chris Bailey and the drive time programme with Jack Dearlove. At the time I arrived, sometime between 1 and 2pm, Treasure Quest ought to have finished and they were due to be running a national documentary about ‘quiet gardens’, but they’d overrun and decided to drop the pre-recorded programme. One of the things you can do when you’re both presenter and editor, as David was, I suppose!
The BBC Radio Norfolk Good Friday schedule in 2008, from that week's internal station email newslettter |
The first Treasure Quest I worked on was the second one-off we did, on the early May Bank Holiday. I didn’t set it up – that was done by Nanette Aldous – but I did studio produce it on the day. That episode is now one of only two which is lost to history. I’m the only person on the show’s regular team whose first episode doesn’t exist, which is a bit of a shame but there we go!
I don’t know when I found out, and my diary from the time does not record, exactly when I discovered that Treasure Quest would be running as a regular show on Sunday mornings in place of The Norfolk Years. I do remember being disappointed about it, however. I’d been working on The Norfolk Years since November, and after only a few weeks David had handed over to me the job of doing all the research for it – finding quirky stories in old editions of the Evening News and sorting out the chart music for the weeks in history we were looking at.
The Norfolk Years was the first show I ever really felt I was properly ‘producing’, not just answering the phones, making the tea and seeing any guests up and down to and from the studio. I remember feeling annoyed that I’d be losing all of that. How little I knew of what was coming!
It was never really intended, I think, that I would end up fully producing Treasure Quest. As I was working on the slot anyway I’d be the studio producer, but our assistant editor Martyn Weston – the man who’d bought the show to the station – had very much given the impression we’d do the set-up together, and he’d assured me that “I don’t expect you to write the clues.” He had a chap called Mike Boswell in mind to do that, but that never happened.
Pretty much from the get-go, I ended up doing it all – setting up the shows, writing the clues and producing the whole thing. We started the regular run at the end of May for what was meant to be a 12-week run over the summer and then The Norfolk Years would return in the autumn. But ten years on and 500-plus episodes later, we’re still going.
An excerpt from the internal email newsletter from the week Treasure Quest became a regular part of the BBC Radio Norfolk schedule, at the end of May 2008 |
It’s also a show that has, in its own tiny way, allowed me to experience and be a part of so many of those things that have always fascinated me about broadcasting history. It’s a show that people actually notice and pay attention to, you never feel you’re broadcasting to nobody for no reason, there’s always a reaction. We’ve had spin-offs and merchandise and articles and reviews written about us… Little bits and pieces, few and far between, but a taste of being a ‘proper’ programme. It’s been a hugely important pillar of both my professional and personal lives, and I have been very fortunate indeed to have been involved in it.
But what have I personally brought to it? How is it in any way different to how it might be if somebody else were producing it?
In many ways, it isn’t. The format is so strong that I think it’s pretty much ‘producer proof’, if the producer has any nous to them at all. I didn’t invent the show. I didn’t bring it to BBC Radio Norfolk. I didn’t put myself forward to work on it, I simply inherited the job because I was the person already working on the slot. With one notable exception I’ve never really had any say over the ‘casting’ of the regulars. So what have I done?
If I’ve had any influence at all on the show, I like to think it’s in giving it a sense of itself and its history. In the 10th anniversary documentary going out on Good Friday, many of those involved talk about the sense of family there is about the programme, both listeners and those who work on it, and I like to think I have contributed to that. Making the phone answerers part of the whole thing rather than anonymous and behind-the-scenes. Making a fuss of people when they leave. Making sure we mark anniversaries and special events.
Some of the Treasure Quest merchandise from down the years! |
As a good Doctor Who fan I have been brought up on production history and anniversaries and episode counts. So of course if I had a sniff of actually being involved in something myself where I could chart that history, I was going to grab it. But it’s something more comparable shows like Blue Peter and even something like Pointless have done down the years, too – giving a sense of their own history, celebrating it when appropriate without being hung-up on it. You can dip into these things casually or enjoy them as one-off episodes, but they also offer that warmth of knowing and demonstrating that they’re not simply isolated chunks, they are part of something bigger and they don’t ignore that past.
Whether that’s made any difference to Treasure Quest I can’t say. But I like to think it all helps to make it a warmer and even a bigger-feeling show. Who knows, though – I have no doubt that if I weren’t here, if I had never come to Norfolk and never ended up working for the BBC, someone else would be doing the job and may well be doing it better.
I don’t know when Treasure Quest will one day come to an end, or when I will stop working on it. It’s useless for me to make predictions as I was expecting its demise years ago! It’s one of the reasons why I’ve made the documentaries and the book and so forth… So there are reminders, little traces of its existence, what we did and the impact that we had.
I remember once reading a piece by Russell T Davies, the man who brought Doctor Who back, where he wrote about he and the first producer of the revived version, Phil Collinson, knowing how much they were enjoying working on the show and despairing of how they might one day have to go back to making ‘normal’ dramas about ‘two people talking in a kitchen.’ It’s something I think about, sometimes – one day this will all be over and there will only be ‘normal’ radio left to produce, or of course no such good fortune to have such an interesting job at all. So I do my best enjoy it while it’s here, and try to make the most of it, which I think on the whole I have done.
It can have its frustrations. I can try to be too much of a perfectionist with it at times, and I can get incredibly stressed and annoyed if a moment I have worked hard on doesn’t go as planned. In many ways, it’s a ludicrously ill-matched format to my temperament – I like to try and work and work at things to get them right, like the documentaries, and this is all the chaos and unpredictability of live broadcasting instead. I like to go away and work on things on my own, whereas this is all about the team.
But yes, this has been a positive thing. I wouldn’t go so far as to say that Treasure Quest has made me a better person, but it’s certainly made me a better producer. So thank you, to anyone who may be reading this who has worked on the show down the years, or contributed to it, or simply listened to it. I know I will always look back on these Sunday mornings incredibly fondly, and I hope there are a fair few of them to go yet.
The Treasure Quest team at the end of our annual Children in Need stage show at the Norwich Playhouse last year |
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